Favorite TV Show Quotes

[Ultra Fox]

Zim:Invader's blood courses through my veins like a giant pair of radioactive rubber pants!! Do not ignore my veins!

[SBCharlene]

Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument?
- Spongebob Squarepants, Band Geeks

[Taylor]

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, I know something funnier than 24
Patrick: What is it?
Spongebob: 25
did i get that right? -Spongebob Squarepants

[Lauren]

[quote="Taylor"]Spongebob: Hey Patrick, I know something funnier than 24
Patrick: What is it?
Spongebob: 25
did i get that right? -Spongebob Squarepants[/quote]

Almost. Patrick actually says "Let me hear it." I love this one!

"Fine! Next time you get your foot stuck in the toilet, I'm flushing!" - Drake (Drake and Josh)

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
- Spongebob Squarepants, Graveyard Shift

[Taylor]

[quote="SimbaObsesser"][quote="Taylor"]Spongebob: Hey Patrick, I know something funnier than 24
Patrick: What is it?
Spongebob: 25
did i get that right? -Spongebob Squarepants[/quote]

Almost. Patrick actually says "Let me hear it." I love this one!

"Fine! Next time you get your foot stuck in the toilet, I'm flushing!" - Drake (Drake and Josh)[/quote]
lol darn it!


Stewie: Why you sick sick little moo cow!
-Family Guy

[SBCharlene]

Plankton: "F" is for fire that burns down the whole town, "U" is for uranium.. bombs, "N" is for no survivors WHEN YOU-
Spongebob: PLANKTON. Those things aren't what fun is all about. Now, do it like this: "F" is for friends who do stuff-
Plankton: Never. That's completely idiotic.
- Spongebob Squarepants, F.U.N.

[Lauren]

Josh: "Fine. Let's just get this over with. This whole thing makes me feel dirty."
Drake: "So take a bath when you get home."
*Drake leaves*
Josh: "You better love me for this!
*Drake kisses Josh on the check hard and leaves again*
Josh: "Not that kind of love!"

-Drake and Josh (episode: Blues Brothers)

[Kopalover]

Spencer : Guess what!

Some random dude : What?

Spencer : Shut up!


- ICarly

;P

[SBCharlene]

Karen: Oh, you selfish green twit, it's our wedding anniversary!
Plankton: Oh, that. Yippie. <_<
- Spongebob Squarepants, Single Cell Anniversary