Josh: You see what you do?! One night, one night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!
Drake: Josh--

Josh: I told you how important this dinner was to me! I told you this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and I spent $300 on a dumb harpist who at this point should STOP...PLAYING! And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the best thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!

Drake: You spent $100 on ice?

Josh:

Drake and Josh (episode: Girl Power)

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Drake: Hello Josh.

Josh: Hi Drake.
Craig: Why are you all sweaty?
Drake: I'm all sweaty because I had to walk all the way here because somebody forgot to fill out the car!
Josh: It's not my responsibility to fill the car with gas.
Drake: You always fill up the car!
Josh: Used to. Now I'm just putting enough gas for myself.
Drake: Oh good! Good for you! I don't need your gas! Just so you'll know, I'm gonna go see a movie right now and I don't need a free ticket from you because mom paid me 10 bucks to get out of the house! So I don't need you for anything.
Leah: Movie tickets here are $11.
Drake: What?!
Eric: And popcorn and soda are gonna cost you another 6 or 7.
Drake: You know what? I'm just going right in. I'm just going right in! BLLLLAAAAAHHHHH!!

Josh: Security, we have a problem in theatre 7. Caucasion male, sweaty, wearing a grey sweater.
Drake and Josh (episode: Josh Is Done)
