Neil: Oh. Hi Mr. Nichols.
Josh: Hey Neil. Don't forget to do you homework.
Neil: Drake says rockstars don't do homework. Bye!
Josh: Do you get the pleasure of poisioning the minds of children?

Drake: I was not "poisioning his mind". I was just-- *Megan comes into their room* Megan? What are doing in our room?
Megan: Looking for my Pintendo GS.
Josh: Video games? Shouldn't you be doing something else right now?
Megan: Shouldn't you be plucking that giant hair stinking out of your nose?
Drake: I got it.
Josh: Ow!!! I am not for plucking.
Megan: Oh, there it is.
*Josh takes her Pintendo GS away*
Megan: Gimmie my Pintendo GS!
Josh: No! You should be doing your homework.
Megan: I'm not doing that homework.
Josh: Huh?
Megan: None of us are. It's way too hard.
Josh: Listen, little girl. I am your teacher and you will show me some respect.
*Megan pulls down Josh's pants*
Drake: You got pantsed.
-Drake and Josh (episode: Megan's New Teacher)
