Drummer: Can I use your sunblock?
Drake: What?!

Drummer: We're playing outside.
Drake: At
night.
Drummer: You just don't want to share your sunblock.

*Drake takes his sunblock and puts it all over the drummer's face like as it's squirting out of the bottle*
*later in the episode...*
Eric: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Megan: What was that?
Eric: Help me! Help me! Help me!

I'm in a predicament!

Drake told me to tie myself to the chimney, but it didn't work!
Megan: Hey. Craig fell off the roof.
Eric: I'M ERIC!!
-Drake and Josh (episode: The Storm)
