The Person Above You

[Misiziri]

You're the one who needs therapy, TPAMPAM. I'm not Samoan and I will never be. I have my birth certificate *sight*
Nowhere in there says the word samoa.

Because it's a fake one, smarty-tarty. You're taliban-parents set your real one on fire and had some freaky dude make a new one.

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM remarks that Taka is from the Taliban again

[Taka]

My Taliban parents would never do that, TPAMPAM. I know them. I killed them.
Again, my DNA matched theirs.

And TPAM, I know that I'm from the Taliban.

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM is of the Taliban

[Taka]

TPAM is not part of the Taliban ):

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM notes that I am not of the Taliban

[Misiziri]

*Gasps* You killed you're Tali-parents?! This doesn't change the fact that you're Samoan because the DNA test was conducted by an idiot named Snoop-dog, but you murdered your own parents... tisky-tisky...

Well, at least their death was quick and painless.

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM notes that Taka killed his own parents effeciently

[Misiziri]

TPAM is part of the crime investigation and is taking notes on us. Taka the bad guy,team dark! I'm team light!

[Taka]

How do you know my parent's death was quick and painless? You have no idea what I made them before their death...
And I SAW the man who made my DNA test, TPAM.