Patrick: D'oh, c'mon, you're just flipping patties.
SpongeBob: Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!
*Patrick flips over a rock with his foot and makes a sizzling noise*
SpongeBob: Why don't you go home Patrick, you can compete in the "Laying Under A Rock All Day" games!
Patrick: Well at least I don't polish my fingernails!
SpongeBob: You take that back!

*a gleam shows at the tip of his fingernails*
Patrick: Fingernails, fingernails, fingernails!
SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails!
Patrick: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING!
SpongeBob: HOW CAN YOU HEAR IT?! YOU DON'T HAVE EARS EITHER!
Patrick: *thinking of a way to say something about SpongeBob then spots SpongeBob's holes* HOLES, HOLES!
SpongeBob: Conehead!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: Pink!
-Spongebob Squarepants (episode: The Fry Cook Games)
