The post random stuff game :)

[TheRoguePrince]

Poetry!

[SBCharlene]

So much randomness in here.

[xLilacVixenx]

[Excerpt from Cell Block Tango song]

Woman singing:

"You know how some people have those habits that really put you down?
Well, my boyfriend, Bernie, is one of them.
Bernie likes to chew gum...no, not chew...pop.
So I come in one day, really irritated by work. Hoping for some sympathy.
Bernie's there, sitting on the couch drinking beer and chewing. No, not chewing...popping.
So I say to myself, 'If he pops one more time...'
And he did.
So I take the shotgun off the wall and fire two warning shots.
Right. Into. His head. "

<3 The song. ^^

[rich198]

on the 1st day of christmas

[Harvs]

Mr. Magic: Are you boring?

Charlie: Yes. Yes I am.

Mr. Magic: When people describe you, do they use words like 'dull' or 'drab'?

Charlie: Haha, don't forget platitudinous.

Mr. Magic: Yes, that too Charlie, but what if I told you that you could change all that with the magic of... MAGIC!

Charlie: Haha, I look like some kinda magician! Now people won't ignore me!

Spongebob Squarepants - "Hocus Pocus"

[rich198]

run run run run

[FlipMode]

Since I've heard so much of the Google vs. Yahoo war, I tried it out. Being a bit festive, I put "candy canes are" Yahoo was lame and put "Candy canes are good for you" Google on the other hand, came up with "Candy canes are the bones of reject elves" Google, I've always loved you.

[rich198]

Go google its your birthday

[FlipMode]

User: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Cleverbot: No, I like onion rings.

[rich198]

funny