Barnacle
Boy: Now wait just a darn minute!
Crowd on KK line: Aww!
BB: I don't want a pipsquek patty! I want an adult sized krabby patty!
Mermaid
Man: The krabby patty is too big for you. You'll never finish it.

BB: Don't you see what you're doing. You're treating me like a child!
Mr. Krabs: The boy's eyes are bigger than his stomach!
*everyone laughs*
BB: And that's another thing. I'm not a boy! I'm so old that I have grown hairs growing out of my liver spots.
*shows BB's head*
Squidward: One pipsquek patty. And your bib and high chair!
*everyone laughs again*
BB: I'm 68 years old and I want a krabby patty!
MM: Here. Want me to feed you?
BB: Feed this old man!
*everyone "ooohhhsss"*
BB: I'm tired of taking orders from a man who wears a bra. For now on, I want to be called "Barnacle Man". And I'm tired of protecting citizens who don't respect me!

Spongebob: I respect you, Barnacle Man.
BB: That's Barnacle Boy!.. I mean Man.. I.. oh!...Forget it!
-SBSP (episode: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V)
