Squidward: If you think that I'm gonna more than 5 minutes on this dumpster, than you're crazy!

I mean, look at this place. It's disgusting!

Whoever told you that..was a good idea.. *shrieks*

. Oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me something. Oh jeeh that's nice.

What is this? Some kinda of magic... *Flying Dutchman throws him into the magic zipper*
Squidward: *Screams as he is falling inside the magic zipper that looks like a creepy, weird looking place*.
Dutchman: Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?
-SBSP (episode: Shanghaied)
