by Harvs » November 21st, 2010, 7:40 pm
How to prepare waffles like a pro:
Place the waffles in the toaster and put it on '4'. Race past the cabinets and retrieve a knife, fork, and plate. Go past the pantry and open the door. Same with the refrigerator. Set the plate down near the toaster and put the knife on the left of the plate. Put the fork on the right. Go back to the pantry and grab the syrup, pass the refrigerator and get the butter. Set them down near the toaster. Uncap the syrup and butter and get the knife all buttered up. The waffles pop out of the toaster in 3 seconds so make sure your hand is ready to grab them. Set em' down on the plate and butter them up with the already buttery knife. Throw the fork to the table where you're going to sit. Then pour syrup on the waffles as quickly as you can. If you left the pantry and fridge doors open, then just run by and put the butter and syrup away. Go back to your plate and pick it up. Here's the tricky part. Toss the plate like a Frisbee next to your fork. Finally, grab the knife and do a front flip over the counter, dropping it in the sink for washing later. If you angled the trajectory just right, then you will land in the chair in front on your waffles.
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