Josh: You can't show everyone his doodles!
Drake: *chuckles* Doodles.
Mindy: *flips 1st drawing from Drake's notebook* Drawing #1. Can you explain what this is?
Drake: Airplane.
Mindy: And who is this jumping out of the airplane?
Drake: Mrs. Hayfer.
Mindy: And where's her parashute?
Drake: Didn't draw one.
Mindy: Didn't draw one!
Josh: But there's a lake below, so she'll land safely in the water.
Mindy: Oh really? Drake, what are these things in the water?
Drake: Hungery alligators.
Mindy: Drawing #2. Ha. We see Mrs. Hayfer smiling and holding an umbrella but above her, that's not rain falling is it Drake?
Drake: Not really.
Mindy: What is it?
Drake: A piano.
Mindy: A piano!
Mindy: What's happening to Mrs. Hayfer here?
Drake: Eaten by an elephant.
Mindy: And here?
Drake: Struck by lightning.
Mindy: And this one?
Drake: Probed by aliens.
Josh: *falls his head down onto the table.*
Mrs. Hayfer: *Puts up a sign infront of herself saying "I Hate You." *
Drake: *Mouthing to her "I know!" *
- Drake and Josh (episode: Honor Council)