Josh: Stupid Mindy! So smart.
Drake: You're just mad cause she came in first place and you came in 2nd.
Josh: I should've won, with my big magnet.
Drake: She cloned her own dog.
Josh: Big deal. Like the whole world needs another cacapoo!
Drake: Let it go man. It was just a science fair.
Josh: No! She beats me at everything. I get a 99% on a test. She gets a 100%. I run for class president. She beats me by 1 vote. I bring tuna for lunch. She brings ham.
Drake: So?
Josh: Ham beats tuna! Everybody knows that!
- Drake and Josh (episode: Honor Council)