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Re: Funny jokes

Postby CrazyNuka » August 8th, 2010, 10:43 am

Hers a joke i made.
Okay so i was driving in my car the other night and i stop when the red light was on. It takes like 40 seconds to wait for the traffic light to turn green. I saw a weird car by me and what do i see, three monkeys were driving the car. One of them did a peace sign on me an one hit me with his stick and said, "Don't not stare at the monkey". Finally the green lights turns and the three monkeys drive off and that was the scariest moment in my entire life.

Okay i,m done telling the joke now it's time to Partay! *Dances around with a funny song on*
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Simbaholikov » August 8th, 2010, 3:02 pm

What do you called a monkey with a bomb?

A baboom :nehneh:
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Panda-chan » August 8th, 2010, 4:43 pm

[quote="CrazyNuka"]Hers a joke i made.
Okay so i was driving in my car the other night and i stop when the red light was on. It takes like 40 seconds to wait for the traffic light to turn green. I saw a weird car by me and what do i see, three monkeys were driving the car. One of them did a peace sign on me an one hit me with his stick and said, "Don't not stare at the monkey". Finally the green lights turns and the three monkeys drive off and that was the scariest moment in my entire life.

Okay i,m done telling the joke now it's time to Partay! *Dances around with a funny song on*
:joy2: :joy3: :mega: :nukasupergrin: :nukalaugh:[/quote]
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby RayCat » August 9th, 2010, 9:12 am

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Simbaholikov » August 14th, 2010, 3:14 am

How do lions recharge their cell phones?

They plug them into the manes. :nehneh:
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Simbadacub » August 14th, 2010, 3:41 am

[quote="Kopa23"][quote="Amanda"]What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R but it's actually the C... :joe:

I hate this joke so much I want to kill the person who came up with it T__T[/quote]

I don't get it o.0[/quote]
they say "arr" and they sail the "seas" (C) ;)
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby FlipMode » August 14th, 2010, 10:23 am

Did you hear the one about the brick wall? Nevermind, you'll never get over it :/.

What do the movies "Titanic" and "The 6th Sense" have in comon? I see dead people (say it out loud, to get it)

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A wolly jumper
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby KopsTheTerminator » September 19th, 2010, 10:10 pm

There was this vet guy. He thought lol meant lots of love.. and he sent a text to an owner of this dog:

"*name* was a good dog, we will miss him lol"

LMFAO
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby RayCat » September 20th, 2010, 4:33 am

[quote="Kopa23"]There was this vet guy. He thought lol meant lots of love.. and he sent a text to an owner of this dog:

"*name* was a good dog, we will miss him lol"

LMFAO[/quote]

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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Simbadacub » September 20th, 2010, 10:15 am

[quote="Kopa23"]There was this vet guy. He thought lol meant lots of love.. and he sent a text to an owner of this dog:

"*name* was a good dog, we will miss him lol"

LMFAO[/quote]


Its a true thing cause I told you it Lol
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