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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Panda-chan » July 3rd, 2010, 10:56 pm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ghana
Ghana who?
Never Ghana give you up, never gonna let you down...

*derp* :salute:
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby SimbasMate » July 5th, 2010, 4:49 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side...
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Panda-chan » July 5th, 2010, 6:16 pm

^ I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR :lol2:
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby ScaЯ » July 18th, 2010, 3:17 am

[quote="Mike"][quote="ScaЯ"]A Joke you can only understand if your in orchestra:

What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?

On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.[/quote]
I think I speak for my fellow viola players when I say *OUCH!* XD[/quote]

I heard this in the music camp I went to a few weeks ago. Violas and bassoons were the most picked on. XD Good thing I play violin!
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Cdot » July 24th, 2010, 10:10 pm

Q:What did the lion put in his hamburger?

A:It's teeth.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby KopsTheTerminator » July 31st, 2010, 9:27 pm

[quote="Amanda"]What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R but it's actually the C... :joe:

I hate this joke so much I want to kill the person who came up with it T__T[/quote]

I don't get it o.0
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby CrazyNuka » July 31st, 2010, 9:29 pm

Knock
who there?
Big
huh big who?
Big Mama!
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Hydro » August 1st, 2010, 12:32 am

Yo momma is so stupid she suicided by hanging herself... underwater!
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby SimbasMate » August 1st, 2010, 12:59 am

What were "A" and "B" looking for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

HAHAHHAHAHHA, I"M DYING LAUFIN HERE CALL AN AMBULANCE THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER.. ZOMG :lol2:
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Panda-chan » August 1st, 2010, 5:42 am

[quote="SimbasMate"]What were "A" and "B" looking for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

HAHAHHAHAHHA, I"M DYING LAUFIN HERE CALL AN AMBULANCE THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER.. ZOMG :lol2:[/quote]
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