What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[SimbasMate]

i want my own rocket raccoon

+

i want to be a ‘guardian of the galaxy’

And I want a million dollars

[Elton John]

being a ‘guardian of the galaxy’ >>>>>>> a million billion dollars

^fact

[SimbasMate]

being a ‘guardian of the galaxy’ >>>>>>> a million billion dollars

^fact

Where do I sign up

[Elton John]

ask peter quill.

[SwagaliciousXXX]

You can sign up here, but you have to send some money to... EA.

[SimbasMate]

You can sign up here, but you have to send some money to... EA.

I'm not sending money to those butts

[Elton John]

just curious, but what does mass effect have to do with this?

the gotg comics predate mass effect by decades, plus mass effect was already a hodgepodge of sci fi tropes among other things so if youre calling gotg a ripoff, mass effect wasn’t exactly a completely original series.

[SwagaliciousXXX]

Mass Effect is a game about Shepard saving the Milky Way. A “Guardian of the Galaxy” if you may.

Don’t take it too seriously, it was a bad joke.

[Elton John]

ah. I should have known. i’m the king of bad jokes.

[Tora]

I want to get off work and do that darn test already. So ready to be done.