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[Carl]

That's rich. You expect anyone to believe you'd have animals of different species or a girl on your team?

[Elton John]

My lion guard would be filled with ladies

/dont be a player hater

[Tora]

No I guess I could never get a girl on my team.

[Elton John]

The ladies wouldn't be able to resist my kitty charms

[Carl]

No I guess I could never get a girl on my team.

Might help if you didn't complain when they're "empowered" as you put it.

You have to be suave and charming if you wanna win them over.

[Elton John]

But while I have a team of ladies, I have one bae only and I would be faithful to her.

'A lion would never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood.'

[Carl]

I'll just be cold and distant until all the girls (and guys) are gone then go do something by myself.

Guess I'm not a lion or a tiger.

[Tora]

I guess I'm the only one who would want one around.

[Carl]

I tried it. Too much hassle. People can't be trusted.

Besides, it's not good to try something like that when you have to work on yourself. Blows up on ya like a creeper.

I don't like creepers.

[Tora]

Sorry I disappeared for a bit. I kind of had some emotions hit me.