LAST PERSON TO POST WINS

[Carl]

Uh... TORA!!!!! *hides behind Tora, scared*

Aww she misses me.

How's everyone?

You want honesty or that "I'm good, you?" thing?

Cos I'm tired and vastly uncomfortable physically, although in a good mood.

[Tora]

Why I'd love to hear your life story.

[Carl]

I was born on a farm in 1862. I traveled far and wide with my trusty steed, Jorgé. One day we were attacked by bandits, and I was put into a coma. I awoke in the 21st century in the wrong body. Then I caught all of the Pokémon. The end.

[Marizzle]

Hey! What's happening here?

[Carl]

T-saur asked for my life story.

It's such a tragic, yet uplifting tale.

[Tora]

I was born on a farm in 1862. I traveled far and wide with my trusty steed, Jorgé. One day we were attacked by bandits, and I was put into a coma. I awoke in the 21st century in the wrong body. Then I caught all of the Pokémon. The end.

I suppose you want to back to 1862? I can make it happen you know.

[Carl]

Nah I'm fine here. I'd just like my real body and Jorgé back.

[Tora]

That win was far too long.

[Carl]

Not my fault. Apparently I just scare people away.

[Tora]

Apparently so. Except me and Janna were on MC again.