What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Marizzle]

I'm a crap cook-I put something in boiling water and then assume it's edible afterwards

Serious? How do you survive?

[it means no worries]

Because that's how you make pasta-and bacon and eggs is just putting it into a pan and heating

When my parents arent home I have bacon and eggs as breakfast and pasta for lunch and dinner

[Tsuki]

Anyone having trouble cooking should make use of Food Network.

I love that channel!!! But my partner won't let me cook

[it means no worries]

^Why not?

[Tsuki]

Because I almost sliced my thumb off while cutting parsnips once

[Elton John]

Omg omg omg omg new console paper mario announced!!!!!

[Queen Elsa]

Yep. Still like him. Will probably never get over him. So sad.

[Carl]

Wait... what? This is getting kinda... out there. I'm not gonna stop reading this series, or watching the TV adaptation, because it means too much to me, but... we need some better explanations for some of this stuff.

[Marizzle]

"That split gets me every time."
Yeah...it gets me every time, too.

[Carl]

I wonder how much money I'd need...