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[Elton John]

You know, shipping fictional characters is odd enough but real people?

I think the mods should lock mlk and ban everyone until the shippers of real people are found.

[Carl]

Corruption! Scandal!

Bribery!

[Braveheart]

What role ya want, Braveheart?

Dude who magically appear in the sky to bless the couple.

[Queen Elsa]

@EJ: No! Don't do that! Then I'll blame myself for MLK being shut down.

[Gemini]

Wait, so... lemme get this straight. Elra's a thing? When's the marriage ceremony happening? I call dibs on being the bridesmaid or whatever. Also... will I get to present their newborn cub to the animals of the Pridelands? Decisions, decisions.

All jokes guys lmao

Are you the mystical shaman monkey, Twin? If so, you present the cub.

Of course I am. I got my certificate in Mystical Rituals & Shamanism Studies last quarter and I'm board-certified for cub presentations. I'm probably the most qualified out of all of you.

[Elton John]

I also say that the nonshippers of real people get a pizza party. With booze. And blackjack.

[Carl]

What role ya want, Braveheart?

Dude who magically appear in the sky to bless the couple.

Done.

Of course I am. I got my certificate in Mystical Rituals & Shamanism Studies last quarter and I'm board-certified for cub presentations. I'm probably the most qualified out of all of you.

Yer hired!

[Braveheart]

[Elton John]

I want to be the guy who exiles the cub, rules the land, and gets offed by the same cub when it has grown up.

[Carl]

Done, EJ. You're now T-saur's brother.