My Lion King Forum

Tora · by **Tora** » February 21st, 2016, 7:21 pm

TPAM murdered my wife.

InsaneSeagull · by **InsaneSeagull** » February 21st, 2016, 7:25 pm

Killjoy Dixon wrote:TPAM is responsible for Mufasa's death, in reality.

Well, DUH! Can't believe no one figured that out already. It's kind of a common knowledge, you know. :gasp2:

TPAM actually never murdered anyone.

Carl · by **Carl** » February 21st, 2016, 7:34 pm

TPAM murdered everyone. No one is alive any more.

Tora · by **Tora** » February 21st, 2016, 10:31 pm

TPAM stole my life's joy. :cry2:

(Sometimes I think it's true.)

Carl · by **Carl** » February 21st, 2016, 10:34 pm

TPAM is lucky to still have his life, after what he witnessed.

Elton John · by **Elton John** » February 21st, 2016, 11:22 pm

Tpam is the chosen one! Here to save the world!

Lynx · by **Lynx** » February 21st, 2016, 11:30 pm

They're secretly a ninja!

Elton John · by **Elton John** » February 21st, 2016, 11:31 pm

Not a lynx but a jaguar instead.

Lynx · by **Lynx** » February 21st, 2016, 11:44 pm

Elton John wrote:Not a lynx but a jaguar instead.

(Lol, that secret is actually kinda true

Considered using Jaguar/Panther as an online instead of Lynx at one point)

You're secretly an expert at wrapping a reference within a reference.

Carl · by **Carl** » February 21st, 2016, 11:47 pm

TPAM actually has a world record for having the biggest afro of all time.

Secrets of the one above