So, the young couple who live directly below me have been slightly annoying with their all night, post-clubbing parties at the weekend. A couple of weeks ago I was woken at 4am by a loud argument from down there (I was due to get up at 5am for work, but it was still bloody annoying). This morning, I was woken up at about 5am by a couple of their friends knocking on my door because they came up the stairs in the dark and got the wrong floor. Luckilly I got back to sleep straight away.
So all this morning I made sure I stomped around my apartment as loudly as I could, deliberately dropping objects like my trainers on the floor. But I'm saving my proper revenge until Wednesday morning when I'm on an early shift at work. As I leave the apartment block at 5.30am, I'm going to press their intercom buzzer, as hard as I can, continuously for 10 seconds. That should wake them up.
