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[Tora]

What if I told you I worked for the NSA?

[Elton John]

I'd trade a good amount of money I have for some direction in my life. I am 30 and I don't know what I am doing anymore. I thought i'd try to be an animator for disney but that didn't work out. Heck, I never got a call back from the disney store for the sales associate position they needed filed.

College has felt like a waste of many years of my life....

[Carl]

At least you have options, there's a whole lot of things you could do, I'll bet. There's gotta be other things you're passionate about.

Me, I don't know what I'm doing, but it's because I'm barely over 20 and yet my body doesn't work. Each day is just like the last and people keep trying to pressure me into doing things I'm physically not capable of. I don't know how I'm ever supposed to reach any of my goals even though my whole life is ahead of me.

[Tora]

Sorry that is happening to you guys.

[Carl]

Eh, I expect life to suck. It kinda always has been tough. I don't exactly know anything else.

[Tora]

Well I like it easy, and well... pampered.

[Carl]

I don't even have a single clue what that's like.

[Tora]

Surely you did as a baby maybe?

[Carl]

Nope. My earliest memories are very similar to life now. We were a bit better off, but never pampered. In fact I learned at a very early age not to ask for things in the store because no matter what it was, we didn't have the money for it. I don't remember a time when I didn't know that.

[Tora]

Aww man I'm sorry.