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[Carl]

Well, the Dagger I know is a queen, and she says I'm not delusional.

[Tora]

Now why would this queen be interested in you? Surely she'd have much more interest in someone much more sexy like Mua!

[Marizzle]

The only dagger I know is the one the dark one has.

How about we make Julie The Dark One, then use the dagger to control her?

[Tora]

NAH! I be the dark one and take the dagger for myself!

[Marizzle]

Oh, no, no. That's a bad. Now, be a good boy and gimme that dagger, will ya?

[Tora]

Give you the dagger? I don't think I will dearee.

[Marizzle]

...The Dark Tora has arrived.
Run for the hills!

[Carl]

Now why would this queen be interested in you? Surely she'd have much more interest in someone much more sexy like Mua!

Nah, you didn't help her avenge her mother's death, reclaim her kingdom, and end war. You didn't rescue and protect her multiple times, and your back story isn't nearly interesting enough to reel 'em in. After the adventure me and her went on together, all the times we helped each other, all the Grand Dragons we defeated together... no one can ever come between us.

She will always be my canary.

As a side note, you meant "moi," not "mua."

[Tora]

She will always be my canary.

Not sure why you're obsessed with Canaries, but anyway I think it's time to cast a new curse.

[Carl]

You're so very uncultured, have you never heard of Lord Avon?