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Brain, I asked for sleep. Not a detailed, exhaustive list of reasons why I'm a failure. I literally do not care right now about your BS, just. Let. Me. Sleep.
My long fingernails. I was almost asleep, but I was still in that stage where my physical body does what I'm doing in my dream, and I poked myself near the eye.