What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Si-Amber]

I need to find a positive way of expressing my feelings. Maybe I'll write a song?

[Carl]

Time is so slow.

Weirdly fast at the same time though.

Time.

Such a weird concept, time. It passes erratically.

[Lauren]

I'm glad that I'll be able to spend some time with my younger cousins before I leave on Saturday.

[The Spirit of Life]

My sinuses are being annoying.

[Carl]

I think I should get to bed within the next hour or something. I'm sleepy, and might actually need to get up in the morning.

[Queen Elsa]

Wow. I stay off MLK for almost the whole day, and a lot happens. Another thing to add to my list of things to catch up on. I hope I don't have to sleep with the kicker again tonight. It was nice when my other brother slept with me. Except he woke up at the same time I did... On another different note, maybe I should talk to someone about the dream I had. Not lime it's that important, but I want to tell someone, and I don't trust telling any of my siblings, because they might tell my dad, and he'll only tease me more. It's been running through my head constantly, though. Yeah, I think I will talk to someone about it. And then after that I'll catch up on the other MLK things.

[Carl]

I want that. I know one day I can have it, but when? And how?

I don't like waiting. I've never been good at it. And right now, I'm like the odd man out. I know it will be good to have a job and be financially stable first, and I know that things can work out right if I go for it, if I find a way... but I don't know how, and I don't want to spend years waiting around. I wanna be that happy. And I don't want to end up like several of my uncles, which is the path I'll be on if I don't find it soon. I know I'm ready to move on and get something started. I just don't have a way to do that right now.

[Queen Elsa]

Woah. Some of those shortcuts are crazy! I don't know if I'd ever do those. But maybe.

[S1mb4 D4 L10n]

This will be quite the task....

[Gemini]

This will be quite the task....

The project?

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Okay, guys. I finally have it. The fanfiction.net drinking game. For all your amusement.

Step 1) Go on to the fanfiction.net homepage. Pick your favorite fandom - any fandom.
Step 2) Scroll through the front page, and only the front page. Read the summaries and titles.
Step 3) Pick the WORST LOOKING ONE out of the bunch. Don't worry, you should be able to tell which one it is.
Step 4) Click on the name of the author. No, we aren't actually going to read that bad fic you picked out, so don't worry.
Step 5) Click on the author's favorites. By this point, if you followed the steps correctly, you should have a menagerie of badfics by different authors in a convenient list for you to sort through.
Step 6) Click on the worst looking one. Again, be patient, and you'll see which one it is.
Step 7) Start reading, and try to get to the end. Take a shot every time there is a spelling or grammar error. Take two shots every time you physically cringe from whatever is happening in the story.
Step 8) Profit! Also, try not to die from alcohol poisoning.

I did these steps last night (without the drinking xD) and came up with this fic.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10880284/7 ... -SERIES-XY

Just bask in the glory of it. Especially that sixth chapter. If you can make it through that then I am seriously proud of you.