by Arbystrider » April 13th, 2015, 3:50 pm
Huh.
I've spent a considerable amount of time looking for Lion King merchandise on Gumtree and the like.
I don't even want to buy any of it.
I do kinda want a Lion King on Broadway shirt, tho. I have a friend who has this two-tone yellow and black Simba one and it's really something.
No, I don't even want a shirt - It's probably too expensive any way. I'm more interested in TLKoB itself.
No, that's even more too expensive. I heard the lowest-cost tickets for these shows cost like $99 or some crazy three-digit number. I don't have that kind of money.
OK, maybe if, like, the next time TLKoB comes to my area, and the tickets are -- NO, it's probably not even worth it. And besides, for as long as I know, they've only been here once.
Well, maybe, if it cost $99 and I have like $300 of spare change lying around, I might consider going.
Ugh! BUT THE LOVE SCENE IS SO GOOD! Definitely worth $99.
OK, the next time they come to my area and I can afford it, I'll go watch....
(Realises he has no friends) ......alone.
Huh.
"But what's wrong with that?"
Well, you see, most of the time shows like this are meant for couples and --
"I can see what's happening."
What?
"And they don't have a clue!"
Oh, please no.