Post any find jokes you know here!
Here's an internet one I saw on the Urban Dictionary:
Noob: L13K Z0MG I R T3H B3ST PLAY3R EVAR!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL@@
Player: You're level 1, dude. Don't get so hyped up.
Noob: 0MG STFU N00B IL K1LL U WITH MY AWSUM3 W34PON!
Player: ...That's called a stick. It's not going to do anything.
Noob: STFUUUUU I NO EVRYTH1NG AB0T DIS G4ME AN I DONT N33D H3LP FR0M U U LITL [INSERT FGT WORD HERE] I HOPE J00 D1E IN A PH1R3 [INSERT CCK WORD HERE] LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO
Server: -Noob has been banned for the following reason: Offensive language.-
Player: Sad.
Funny jokes
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Funny jokes
by KopsTheTerminator » December 31st, 2009, 9:24 pm
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Re: Funny jokes
by RayCat » December 31st, 2009, 9:58 pm
Here's a knock-knock one 
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Freezer.
Freezer who?
Freezer jolly good fellow!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Freezer.
Freezer who?
Freezer jolly good fellow!
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Re: Funny jokes
by LadyAnette » December 31st, 2009, 9:59 pm
Here's a Star Trek one I made up. XD
What do Star Trekkies call numbers?
Rolulan Numerals. XD
What do Star Trekkies call numbers?
Rolulan Numerals. XD
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Re: Funny jokes
by MusicLion101 » January 1st, 2010, 4:46 am
Is your refridgerator running?
"yes"
THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT
"yes"
THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT
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Re: Funny jokes
by SilverSimba01 » January 1st, 2010, 4:50 am
here's mine:
I child ask to his mom, "Mom, is true that my litle brother is an angel?", his mom answer him "Yes", then the child say "and why he didn't fly when I throw him out of the window?"
I child ask to his mom, "Mom, is true that my litle brother is an angel?", his mom answer him "Yes", then the child say "and why he didn't fly when I throw him out of the window?"
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Re: Funny jokes
by Cdot » January 1st, 2010, 5:07 am
Q:What do you call three hyaena's with half a brain
A: Gifted
A: Gifted
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Re: Funny jokes
by SarabisMate » January 1st, 2010, 5:24 am
*a guy*
"I'm an Astronaut, I've been to the moon."
*me*
"Have you ever been to Uranus?"
"I'm an Astronaut, I've been to the moon."
*me*
"Have you ever been to Uranus?"
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Re: Funny jokes
by Panda-chan » January 1st, 2010, 8:15 am
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Sorry that's all I could think of.
A fsh.
Sorry that's all I could think of.
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Re: Funny jokes
by MusicLion101 » January 1st, 2010, 7:30 pm
LOL @ TPAM
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Re: Funny jokes
by KopsTheTerminator » January 24th, 2010, 3:49 pm
[quote="Amanda"]What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Sorry that's all I could think of.[/quote]
LMAO.... XDD
A fsh.
Sorry that's all I could think of.
[/quote]LMAO.... XDD
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