What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Haraka]

Well you guys are making a lovely picture out of ff (if i followed the talk correctly ). People want to make stories , but they can't be bothered to spell check , check the name of their own characters or even do it themselves ? pathetic indeed

[Gemini]

^ Essentially, yes. >.> Seriously, I've gotten more than one PM with something along the lines of "hey can you write an x-chaptered lion king fanfic for me?" (x being something ridiculous and completely unreasonable, like 40 or 60) in the subject title. And then they go into detail with this long and usually-cliche plot involving one of their OCs interacting with the main characters and yeah, it's a complete crapstorm. So I have to politely tell them no. I mean, some people offer me ideas for stories, and I'm okay with taking that into account or doing it if it seems interesting (Trampled started that way), but I'm honestly not going to spend forever writing about your OC for you; you can do it yourself. Not to mention it takes me like 2 years to do something good that has 40 chapters in it, even in the best of circumstances, so it's not like you're asking me for just a few hours of my time. Making a new story is a huge undertaking for me, and it's one I take very seriously. People need to understand that.

*rant over*

[S1mb4 D4 L10n]

Here is my attempt at FanFiction:

"Masa walked into sambas rom and seid "were is seribi?" and semba siad IDK lol. Then nela and kovo walkerd intu the rom and seid were is scare? Samba said "I kiled Scare, wat u gon do kovo" and mefasa and zazu were suprised. the end"

How is it guys?!?!?

[Gemini]

Here is my attempt at FanFiction:

"Masa walked into sambas rom and seid "were is seribi?" and semba siad IDK lol. Then nela and kovo walkerd intu the rom and seid were is scare? Samba said "I kiled Scare, wat u gon do kovo" and mefasa and zazu were suprised. the end"

How is it guys?!?!?

This is funny because it reads exactly like the crappy side of the site does. Oh, except you forgot one thing, the ANs. I'll fix it for you.

Hey evryon, tis is my attmpy at a story its about Mustaffa, samba, Seribi, and scare becauz i like all tose characters. tis is my first aattempy at fanfiction SO PLZ BE NICE FLAMERS R NOT OOL YOU THINK YOUR COOL BUT YOUR JUS JEALOUS/ IF YOU EVER FLAME I WILL BLCK YO EMIDIETLY. i wanna be nice but wont let me be nice if you flame so pls nice reviews only, thankyou.

"Masa walked into sambas rom and seid "were is seribi?" and semba siad IDK lol. Then nela and kovo walkerd intu the rom and seid were is scare? Samba said "I kiled Scare, wat u gon do kovo" and mefasa and zazu were suprised. the end"

How ws it guys?!?!? lol i may have another chappie up lke two weeks from now but it takes time plesa dont rush me. reviews fave and follows please I WILL NOT PSOT ANOTHER CHAPY UNLESS I GET AT LAEST 15 REVIEWS thank you bye like i said plz be nice i like nice reviews meanies arent cool ehre and im french and im 13 so forgive typos

That's better. And now my review (or several of them, more like).

tis is good

whens the next chppie coming out?

i wonder whats going to happen to serabi and also is sarfina going to be in this story?!

you should have scare die bad, he ws a mean lion SCAR gO tO HELL

good story pls continue

This is what a classic quality FFn story looks like people. They're good, I promise!

[Eli_Ayase]

"This is going well, so far. My wrist hurts already, "

[Ninaroja]

^ I remember there were robots called Kate and Amanda that only posted the same reviews on every story in the TLK section: "Please please post more" and "please post chapter *x + 1* soon and hurry". Very annoying when you're hoping for a detailed review.

Any and all crappy TLK fics all lack one thing in common: PACING

i.e. "Samba was walkin wit Mustafa wow dad what ar we gona do today , i dont no semba i havet decide yet . help dad im slipping simbe was sliding down a rock slope , hold on semba il save you masa ran down teh sloppe after his sun. - END CHAPTER - plez r&r be nicee dis my 1st fanfic for tlk oh and i dont one tlk disney doez. "

^ Essentially, yes. >.> Seriously, I've gotten more than one PM with something along the lines of "hey can you write an x-chaptered lion king fanfic for me?" (x being something ridiculous and completely unreasonable, like 40 or 60) in the subject title. And then they go into detail with this long and usually-cliche plot involving one of their OCs interacting with the main characters and yeah, it's a complete crapstorm. So I have to politely tell them no. I mean, some people offer me ideas for stories, and I'm okay with taking that into account or doing it if it seems interesting (Trampled started that way), but I'm honestly not going to spend forever writing about your OC for you; you can do it yourself. Not to mention it takes me like 2 years to do something good that has 40 chapters in it, even in the best of circumstances, so it's not like you're asking me for just a few hours of my time. Making a new story is a huge undertaking for me, and it's one I take very seriously. People need to understand that.

*rant over*

I've gotten requests in the past too. I have accepted one but God knows when I will get round to writing it

But here is the story of by far the most disturbing request I have ever recieved:

RVDLegsTrish: Can ya write a Disney scen for me? M please! about.....er...nursing?

Me: I don't understand, could you give me some more details?

RVDLegsTrish: Could you go to youtube and type in "Attack of the min pin puppies"

*looks up video in question*

Basically after that (the original PMs seem to have gone missing) I was still confused so asked the user what they meant. In short, they wanted me to write a story about the 101 dalmatian puppies attacking Perdita and suckling from her - very graphic, very sexual, very disturbing were some of the things they specified.

After that I think I had to shut down my computer and take a walk:

[S1mb4 D4 L10n]

But here is the story of by far the most disturbing request I have ever recieved:

RVDLegsTrish: Can ya write a Disney scen for me? M please! about.....er...nursing?

Me: I don't understand, could you give me some more details?

RVDLegsTrish: Could you go to youtube and type in "Attack of the min pin puppies"

*looks up video in question*

Basically after that (the original PMs seem to have gone missing) I was still confused so asked the user what they meant. In short, they wanted me to write a story about the 101 dalmatian puppies attacking Perdita and suckling from her - very graphic, very sexual, very disturbing were some of the things they specified.

After that I think I had to shut down my computer and take a walk:

What the actual hell?!?! Thats horrible!

[Ninaroja]

I knew virtually nothing about the "fetishy" side of ff.net back then so it was an absolute what the actual feck moment for me

[S1mb4 D4 L10n]

You know I wasn't going to do fanfic but after you guys started talking about ff.net I now know that I will never do fanfic. You guys would totally rip my grammar and atrocious sentences apart

___

Step One: find person in my grade who loves disney movies (check)
Step Two: Become semi-friends with them (check)
Step Three: Talk to them on facebook (check)
Step Four: Tell them TLK is the your favorite Disney movie (to do)
Step Five: Tell them that TLK is actually your favorite movie ever (to do)
Step Six: Tell them you are go to a forum dedicated to this movie (to do)
Step Seven: If they like TLK, tell them to join the forum
Step Eight: ???
Step Nine: Profit

wish me luck, Im goin in!!

[Haraka]

But here is the story of by far the most disturbing request I have ever recieved:

RVDLegsTrish: Can ya write a Disney scen for me? M please! about.....er...nursing?

Me: I don't understand, could you give me some more details?

RVDLegsTrish: Could you go to youtube and type in "Attack of the min pin puppies"

*looks up video in question*

Basically after that (the original PMs seem to have gone missing) I was still confused so asked the user what they meant. In short, they wanted me to write a story about the 101 dalmatian puppies attacking Perdita and suckling from her - very graphic, very sexual, very disturbing were some of the things they specified.

After that I think I had to shut down my computer and take a walk:

Well i probably would have gone :



seriously , what the hell ?

Here is my attempt at FanFiction:

"Masa walked into sambas rom and seid "were is seribi?" and semba siad IDK lol. Then nela and kovo walkerd intu the rom and seid were is scare? Samba said "I kiled Scare, wat u gon do kovo" and mefasa and zazu were suprised. the end"

How is it guys?!?!?

u rek dem fak riters bro. bestest reed off al teh tiem srsly u da men. 15/10 wuld reede agani
#mustapha bestesterest carater in teh world plz moar of heem reking scares plz he the worstest bade gui