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What to name my iPad, help.
Tom Morris:
Titanic "Now syncing Titanic"
















































Amanda wrote:And just like that she vanished, like a fart in the wind.






















































GeminiGemelo wrote:OK so I want to make tortellini alfredo but WE'RE OUT OF CREAM and the milk is spoiling for the first time ever at our house because we got four gallons that was already tasting weird that I can't drink so I don't want to use it and ah *deep breath* DAD PICK UP THE PHONEEEEEEEEE. I NEED CREAM WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS WITHOUT IT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE THE TORTELLINI BY COOKING IT WITHOUT SAUCE OMG THIS IS A CRISIS PICK UP PLEASEEEEEEE.![]()
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*cook problems*
... Oh wait, here he is. He came home. But, you know, whatever, it's not like I was freaking out or anything.
you played it cool 
























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