by Arbystrider » August 7th, 2014, 2:11 pm
Oh, so you're think you're cool just because your friends are people?
Yeah, well, at least my profile picture isn't a bunch of the same selfie tiled 4 times.
And my desktop wallpaper isn't a bunch of the same selfie tiled 26 times.
And my phone has more than 3 buttons and its battery lasts an entire month on a single charge.
And my computer doesn't take entire minutes to boot, and subsequently overheat because I'm using it in a sleeve.
And I actually have keys not just for my house, but for my computer's docking station as well!