What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Daenerys]

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[Regulus]

Ohai der Regs, whatcha doin?

Oh, nothing. It's a slow night, I suppose. There isn't much going on at the moment. I was just sitting here talking to myself and posting on the forums. You know, just that Regs-y stuff that Regulus does.

Haha, I no be surprisedz. Say, ya wanna go get shum moar coffee with me?

Don't listen to him. You don't need any more coffee. You're already jittery from your last cup.

That's a great idea. How did you know I wanted more coffee?

Eh, justa lucky guess! =)

Wow, it's like you can read my mind. Sure, let's go. I can't wait to tell you about the... wait... you already know, don't you?

Yea, ah do. Ah am you, ya'know!

Yeah... right. I almost forgot about that for a moment. For a second, I thought I actually wasn't a lonely fool who talks to himself. It felt good while it lasted.

Aww... Regs... you don't have to be lonely like this, you know. You do have friends, they're just not here right now. There's no need to start feeling bad again.

Yeah, well that doesn't change anything. I would like someone to talk to, right about now.

Not if you were sleeping. Sheesh! It's your own fault; you're the one who insists on being awake at night when no one else is around to talk to. And look, you're going to get more coffee. You're such a brilliant human being, you know that?

Ignore him. Yon't need anyone! Ah am yer friend! I may nat be real, but ah still count for shumthin!

Yeah... *sigh.* Thanks.

You don't sound very happy. Do you need a hug again?

You already hugged yourself twenty times today, and it doesn't seem to be working. Why do you keep doing this? Is there something I should know about? Is there something you're not telling me?

Shut up, me. Sure, I'll hug you.

There, all better. Just remember, no matter what happens, I'll still be here for you. And so will your crunchy bran.

Aww, thanks. That's very sweet of you. I love you guys.

We love you too, Regs.

No we don't. Dammit, whose side are you on? Why do you all agree with the fool?

Don't be so harsh. He's just a human, you know. He makes just as many mistakes as you do. Maybe if you were a little nicer to him, he would be more inclined to listen to you.

I beg to differ. More often than not, I'm right. Stop being so damn sappy and praising him for things he doesn't deserve.

Actually, you guys... stop. This is going too far. You're all variations of me, just representing different parts of my brain interacting over what I'm perceiving. That's all this is. There's no reason to start getting carried away.

Ya whut now? Are we gettin' that coffee er whut?

Yeah, alright. I'll leave you two alone for now. It's time for a good coffee break.

Wheeeeeee! Coffee coffee cofffee!

[Arbystrider]

Regulus is schizophrenia mode

hes turning into gollum

everyone run

[Regulus]

MUAHAHAHAAAA! And then I said crunchy bran? Are you crazy?

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I'm actually fine, before anyone gets any erroneous presumptions in their head. I'm just bored and I find this to be mildly entertaining.

[Eli_Ayase]

Well, now that Gollum was mentioned... I wanna know what his precious is now, since the One Ring is destroyed... Although I think that could be the cereal...
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"Ugh, this day is gonna be bad,"

[Regulus]

While we're on the subject of LotR:

[Carl]

I'm actually fine, before anyone gets any erroneous presumptions in their head. I'm just bored and I find this to be mildly entertaining.

Just so long as you know you can talk to me if you do need to, although I can't answer during the night. Early morning kid-watching and all that.

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I wish I was still asleep right now.

[Regulus]

I know. There's only so many things I can do between the hours of 2-6 AM.

It's finally bright enough outside, so I'm gonna try ingress today. This game looks pretty fun.

[Perrys Girlfriend]

I'm tired and don't want to walk to school.

[Eli_Ayase]

"Whew, that was fun. Now to practise anthros,"