Hmmm... today seems like a good day to start off in song.
Fresh brewed coffee is good
And so is crunchy bran
That cereal like soggy wood
It's totally better than
And now the sun rises
But my computer screen is bright
I bet no one it surprises
To hear I've been up all night
My biological clock is messed up
Yes, it's very unhealthy, I know
I had insomnia; I brewed a cup
Give coffee another good hello
But today is Monday
And so I'll have to go
I don't really want to
But I think you should know
If you insist that I to go to class
You can kiss my shiny metal--
Ooops. Not in front of the kids. Let me try again.
If you insist that I go to class
You can... [stir your coffee with a stick]
'Cus I can't be... [a piece of grass]-ed
some people are just too thick
I think I'm somewhat funny
But probably no one agrees
I know I'm not so much punny
Although good puns are the bee's knees
My vulgarity may be a bit too high
For a lion king forum, that is
And for that, I have to sigh
Wasted potential; profanity is the shizz
Should you disagree, let's start an argument
I like the sound of that
As long as you don't have bad temperament
I promise, I won't call your mom fat
It's nothing personal, I swear
It's just that your opinions are bad n' wrong
Don't you give me that evil stare
You know crunchy bran with raisins is the bomb
I kid, I'm bored, MLK is dead
I cannot comprehend any good reason why
It's like all you guys are still in bed
And all I think to do is twitch my lazy eye
To express my discontent, I shall make fart noises
I can't say why, it just seems like the right thing to do
It makes people flee on the most grand of voyages
Even more so when the aroma lingers like poo
You can say I'm very immature
You are certainly right
Sometimes my humor can be torture
But it gets me through the night





