[quote="NalaKiaraLuver"]
I absolutely love those kids!
Why do so many people not want to have any?
[/quote]

1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... oUco#t=121 (Semi-NSFW, but it's Smosh, so there's that)
2. I have better things to waste money on.
3. Have you even seen TLK2?
4. I taught a workshop for 11-year-olds once... I had two options: Fake a heart attack or get a real one. Either one was less painful, and would allow me to take the day off. Ended up getting a nosebleed instead, because I spent most of my time there hitting my head against the wall to ease the pain.
5. Women are an impractical species