by Arbystrider » April 4th, 2014, 1:20 pm
I went to a seafood 'restaurant' today.
I discovered that I can slurp cockles like Timon and Simba can slurp snails.
I can frantically slurp them at a rate of one cockle per 5 seconds, or 12 cockles a minute, and sustain a cruising speed of approximately 4 cockles a minute.
After the massacre, I checked the carnage report by using a skewer and poking around the heap of cockle shells that lay before me.
I estimate at least 80 cockles sacrificed their lives to satisfy my desire.
My K/D ratio must be, like, REALLY high.