Attack of Zuberi

[Adofo]

(I like it!)
Adofo: What's wrong?
Gonai: we don't know where Arida is!
Adofo: WHAT!?!??! ARIDA!!! ARIDA WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!!
In the city, they had just put Arida in the lion exhibit.

[Iri]

*In the city*
Arida: Let me go, you filthy humans!
Jacob: It's no use trying to escape, cubby.
Arida: I'm not a cub. And who are you?
Jacob: *Clears throat* I'm Jacob. I'm the lead male in this exhibit, so you'd better show some respect before I make you.
Arida: Jacob? *Snorts* Sounds like a typical human name!
Jacob: *Snarls* And you are?
Arida: It's Arida.
Jacob: Interesting. There are a few lionesses in this exhibit, but I'm not sure that they'd appreciate your attitude.
Arida: *Growls* Who are you to say that to me?
Jacob: As I said before, I am the lead male. Newcomers almost NEVER show this much boldness.
Arida: That's because they're cowards, like you.
Jacob: How dare you say that to me?!
Arida: I dare.
Jacob: Fight me then, if you're so clever!
Arida: *Growls*
*Arida lunges at Jacob, growling, and Jacob swats her away. Jacob and Arida fight, despite the protests of the zookeepers. Soon Arida is perched on top of Jacob, paws on his neck and a snarl on her face.*
Arida: Had enough?
Jacob: *Snarls* You have won the fight, but you have not won the war. You fight well.
Arida: That's because I come from the wild. I sharpen my claws on great sycamores. I run freely in the savanna. I hunt wild gazelles and antelope and serve my pride as an Osain. My loyalties lie in the wild. Where do your loyalties lie? To the pathetic life of a zoo animal, to be gawked at by humans whom you don't know to trust?
Jacob: Just get off of me, will you?!
[I have nothing against the name Jacob, by the way, I just thought that it didn't sound very lion-ish, so it would fit a zoo animal... It was the first thing that came to my head.]

[Adofo]

(It's alright! lol I've actually only ever met 1 person named Jacob)
*Back at the Pridelands.
Adofo: Okay, I'm going to try to track her.
He clears his mind. He listens to the land. He takes a deep breath through his nose. He can smell her scent. It's the same direction as the city.
Adofo: Oh no. She's in the city!
Gonai: Let's get over there!
It takes over a day to get there but they run through the night to get there that morning.
Zoo employee: Excuse me sir but you can't bring wildlife in-....hey wait. YOU'RE ADOFO!!!!! I'm a huge fan sir!
Adofo: Yeah yeah, out of my way! YOu have my granddaughter in there and I need to find her!
*At the lion exhibit.
Jacob actually starts to take a liking to Arida. No one has ever stood up to him before While sh was sleeping, he approached her from behind and tries to mount her.
Arida: uh huh? WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!
She springs out from under him and slashes his face.
Arida: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PERVERT!?!?!?!?
Jacob: Hey, just doing my job! Besides, you're feisty! That's rare in a zoo! Now come on and get back over here! Time to make some cubbies! Just ask the other lionesses in here. I have with all of them!
Arida: YOU'RE SICK!!!! GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!
Zookeper: I'm the manager of this place. I'll gladly help you find your granddaughter!
Adofo: Alright, thanks you! SO where.....
Adofo here's his granddaughter calling for help.
Adofo: ARIDA!!!!!!
Zookeeper: WHAT! YOU HEAR HER?!
Adofo: TAKE US TO THE LION EXHIBIT!!!!! NOW!!!!!
They all rush over to the lion exhibit. Jacob is trying to corner Arida to mate with him.
Arida: GRANDPA!!!!!!
Adofo: ARIDA!!!!! You! LET ME IN THERE NOW!!!!
Zookeeper: Her?!?! But she's a lioness! Plus we just got her here! I rescued her!
Adofo: Wha-....you?! ALRIGHT LISTEN!!! THAT IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER! SHE DIDN'T NEED RESCUING! AND I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN THERE RIGHT NOW I'LL FEED YOU TO MY SONS AND DAUGHTERS!!!!
Zookeeper: But but look! They are about to mate!
Adofo: YOU SICK FREAK!
Adofo punches out the zookeeper and climbs the fence to the exhibit.
Adofo: Don't worry Arida! Grandpa's coming!!!!
Adofo leaps over the big gap into the exhibit and lands between him and Arida.
Jacob: OH!!! lunchtime!

[Iri]

[Sorry that I wasn't here earlier, I would have but I needed to do spring cleaning.]
Arida: Back off from my grandfather! *Growls and claws Jacob's face*
Jacob: HEY!
Adofo: Get away from Arida!
Arida: *Growls at Jacob*

[Adofo]

Jacob: This is how it's going to go! I'm going to eat you piece by piece THEN I'm going to make her my 4th wife!
Jacob leaps at Adofo to start chowing down. Adofo grabs his paws and slams him into the rock wall.
Adofo: NO ONE TOUCHES MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!!!
(its okay)

[Iri]

*Arida snarls at Jacob and drives him back while Adofo keeps aiming blows at him with his spiked glove.*
Jacob: She's mine, human!
Arida: Says who?
Jacob: Says me!
Arida: Grrrr...
Jacob: *Growls*

[Adofo]

Adofo: SHE MINE YOU OLD PERV!!!!!
He tears off a vine from one of the trees. He tosses Jacob to the ground and ties up his legs. He threw the vine up a tree and pulled tight. He tied it to a rock and Jacob was left hanging upside down.
Adofo: Baby you okay?
Arida: Yeah. Thanks Grandpa!
Adofo: You're welcome sweetie!
The zookeeper opens the back door to the exhibit and the two head out.
Zookeeper: LISTEN!!! THAT IS MY LION! I FOUND HER SO SHE BELONG TO M-
Adofo punches as hard as he can. He knocks out four teeth.
Adofo: I'm sorry! What were you saying?!
Zookeeper: OH!!! UGH!!! I was saying......please take back your granddaughter!
Adofo: That's what I thought.

[Iri]

Arida: *Snarls at the zookeeper*
Zookeeper: Nice kitty...
*Adofo and Arida run outside the city, where Gonai is hiding.*
Arida: MOM!
Gonai: Arida! Arida! I'm so glad you're back!
Arida: The zookeeper is probably calling for help right now! No time to talk! Run!
*The three hurry back to Pride Rock, but the same zookeeper that Adofo punched shoots out a tranquilizer at Arida, then captures her in a net and brings her back to the zoo.*
Gonai: NO! ARIDA!

[Adofo]

Adofo: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THAT GUY!
Zookeeper: YOU ARE MINE!!!!!
Adofo runs up to the zoo keeper but he pulls out a gun and shots Adofo in the chest.

[Iri]

Arida: ADOFO! *Snarls and bites the zookeeper's neck*
Zookeeper: AHHHHHHH!
*Arida tears through the net and rushes to help Adofo*
Arida: ADOFO!