Attack of Zuberi

[Adofo]

(okay and its alright. I'm playing South Park the stick of truth so im distracted too)
Adofo comes out of the cave with three lions. Two of them have started to grow manes.
Mufasa: So dad, what are we doing today?

[Iri]

Adofo: I'm going to teach you, Luntu, and Sarabi battle training.
Sarabi: *Flexes claws* Great! I can show those filthy Outsiders that we Pridelanders mean business!
Kopa: Sarabi, not all Outsiders are bad.
Kiara: Kopa's right.
Sarabi: Well, a lot of them ARE bad.
*At the Outlands*
Vitani: *Claws the ground*
Zira: What are you doing, Vitani?
Vitani: I'm searching for termites. Speaking of which, we could eat BETTER things like antelope if only we had stayed in the Pridelands!
Zira: Don't bring up the Pridelands! Simba killed Scar!
Vitani: HE DID IT IN SELF-DEFENSE!
Zira: No matter! We are going to war tomorrow at dawn. They'll never see our attack coming!
Vitani: NO!
Zira: What did you say, Vitani?

[Adofo]

Vitani: I said no!
Zira smaks her and she flies across the ground.
Zira: I AM YOU MOTHER! AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME! I DON'T CARE IF SCAR WASN'T YOUR FATHER BUT-
Vitani: WHAT!?!?! Scar wasn't my father?!
Zira: Ugh.....no. You and Kovu are not Scar's children.
Vitani: Then why should I listen to you! Everything you've ever said to me was a lie!
Zira: I GAVE YOU LIFE AND I CAN TAKE IT AWAY!!!!! NOW YOU OBEY ME!!!!!
Vitani: ......yes mother.....
Back at priderock.
Adofo: Okay kids, the lesson for right now is numbers. Attacking all at once will help bring your enemy down quicker. I want all three of you to sneak up on me and attack me!
Sarabi: But daddy, we don't want to hurt you!
Adofo: Don't worry baby, you won't!

[Iri]

Sarabi: Er...
Adofo: C'mon, sweetie, I'll be-
Sarabi: *Pounces but keeps claws carefully sheathed*
Luntu: Grr-raaaar!
Mufasa: *Pounces*
Adofo: All right, you three, get off of me.
Sarabi: Sorry, Dad.
Adofo: Sorry? Sarabi, why are you sorry? That was magnificent!
Sarabi:
[I don't mean that Sarabi is all "dreamy" I just kind of use that emoticon as a proud and happy expression]
Simba: So you're teaching the cubs some fighting moves?
Sarabi: We're not cubs! We're adolescents!
Simba: Oh, yes, I forgot. Well, Adofo seems like he's teaching you well.

[Adofo]

(Oh yes, I thought Adofo was hitting on his own daughter! lol)
Adofo: Well I try my best!
Crystal: You kids better not be hurting my man!
Adofo: Hi baby!
Crystal: Hey!*kiss* Ummm Adofo, I've got a little bit of news........I'm pregnant again!

[Iri]

[No XD I wouldn't do that]
Adofo: WHAT?!
Crystal: Mufasa, Sarabi, Luntu, you're going to be older siblings!
Sarabi: That's great!
Kopa: Congratulations, Crystal!

[Adofo]

(Lol)
Adofo: Wow.....I'm so happy! *long kiss* I can't wait to meet them! Hehe....you know.....it only seems like yesterday we found out you three were in you mom's tummy! When you three were born......I was overwhelmed with joy! I loved you so much! OH COME HERE!
He grabs all three of his kids and makes them do a group hug.
Adofo: I love you kids! *kiss. kiss. kiss.*
Mufasa: Ugh...dad!
Luntu: Daaaad!
Sarabi: Oh grow up you two! Dad loves us!
Adofo: You bet I do princess!

[Iri]

Sarabi:
*The next day*
Zira: Kovu, Vitani, are you ready to battle those stupid Pridelanders to the death?
Vitani: *Mutters* Not really...
Zira: What?
Vitani: Yes, I am ready.
Zira: *Sighs impatiently* If you don't want to fight Kopa, is there a lion in Simba's pride that you hate?
Vitani: Chiku! I hate her so much!
Zira: Wonderful, Vitani, wonderful. Attack her then.
Vitani: *Flexes claws* Now I'm starting to anticipate the fight.
Zira: Kovu? What about you?
Kovu: No one, Mother.
Zira: What?
Kovu: No one. There is no one in Simba's pride that I wish to harm.
Zira: Why?

[Adofo]

Kovu: I am not yet ready to fight.
Zira: .....fine. You stay here. The rest of you! Come with me! You know what to do!
The outsiders sneak up on the pridelanders and attack them by surprise.
Adofo: OUTSIDERS!!!!!
Vitani goes straight to Chiku.
Vitani: Chiku!
Chiku: Vitani!
Soon everyone is fighting. But then they suddenly give up and leave.
Simba: Ugh....is everyone alright?! Adofo can you do a head count? .....Adofo?
Everyone looks around and notices Adofo is gone.
Simba: Oh no....they took him!

[Iri]

Vitani:
Adofo: LET ME GO!
Vitani: *Growls*
Zira:
*Back at the Pridelands*
Simba: And they took Yekize! They KNEW that Yekize was our osain!
[Osain is the word for healer in the Lion King language, in my version]
*At night, Simba crawls into the Outlands*
Simba: Psst! Psst! Adofo!
Adofo: *Turns and looks at him* Simba!
Simba: Follow me.
Adofo: I can't! They're deciding whether or not to kill Yekize. If they kill her, Chiku will be heartbroken! I can't let Chiku suffer that. What's worse is that Vitani voted on killing Yekize! Think about Kopa! Kopa loves Vitani, but Vitani is deciding whether or not to kill Chiku's mother, and Vitani knows full well that Kopa loves Chiku as well!
Simba: Please, Adofo!
Adofo: ... All right...
*In the morning*
Nala: Adofo! You're back!
Adofo: Of course I am.
Chiku: Where's my Mum?
Adofo: They took her captive... and they're trying to decide whether or not to kill her.
*At the Outlands*
Zira: THAT HAIRLESS MONKEY ESCAPED!