Attack of Zuberi

[Adofo]

Mufasa sets off to go find Zuberi.
Adofo: mom, can i go play with Simba and Nala?
Sarabi: you're still grounded young man!
Simba: Come on mom!
Simba/Adofo: Pleeeeeeease?????
Sarabi: Okay. Just be careful!
Adofo: yeah!
They all head down to the waterhole and they all start talking about having a race.

[Iri]

Nala: You KNOW that I'll beat you, Simba, no doubt about it!
Simba: Pah! We males are stronger!
Nala:
Simba: It's true. Males ARE stronger.
Nala: But lionesses are faster.
Zuberi: *Stomps toward Nala and Simba, snorting and grunting* And we RHINOS are tougher and badder and meaner and stronger than any animal the whole savanna and no lion is able to beat ME!
Nala: That was a run-on sentence.

[Adofo]

Adofo: We dont want any trouble!
Zuberi: no one was talking to you hairless monkey!
Simba: HEY dont talk to my brother that way!
Simba claws his leg.
Zuberi: ow! You're going to regret that you little pest!
Nala: RUN!
The three take off with Zuberi chasing them at full speed. After running for a while Simba starts to get tired and starts to fall behind.
Zuberi: You're mine runt!
Adofo looks back and sees Zuberi about to hit his little brother with his horn. Adofo jumps in the way and Zuberi hits Adofo hard and slams him into a wall. Simba manages to get away, not knowing what just happened. Him and Nala go a little further till they realize, both Adofo and Zuberi are gone.
Nala: where'd they go!?
They head back and find Adofo cowering with a broken leg being cornered by Zuberi.
Simba: Adofo!!!!!!!
Adofo: Go!! Get out of here!!!!!
Zuberi: I guess you're going to have to do!!! Say goodbye you little freak!!!
Zuberi lifts up his giant foot, ready to stomp onto the helpless Adofo.

[Iri]

Nala: Back off, you stinking tumbleweed!
*Zuberi faces Nala with a bellow*
Zuberi: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CRUSH YOU!
*Suddenly, the lion pride, including Mufasa and Sarabi, run towards Zuberi, roaring*
Mufasa: Get out of here, Zuberi! You're outnumbered!
Zuberi: *Calls for his gang*
*Zuberi's gang appears*
Zuberi: Ha! You've only outnumbered yourselves!
Mufasa: Adofo! Makeda, carry him back to Pride Rock and get his wounds mended. The rest of you, ATTACK!
*Another huge battle ensues*

[Adofo]

Zuberi picks up Adofo with his horn.
Zuberi: Sorry your majesty! He's mine now!
Mufasa: Put him down! NOW!!!!
Zuberi: i dont see why you care so much about this little thing!
Mufasa: He is my son!!!!
Zuberi: Oohhhhh so this is the little oddball you adopted!?!?!?
Mufasa: PUT HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!
Zuberi: okay!
Zuberi flicks him off his horn and catches him in his mouth.
Zuberi: You attack me, I'll bite him in half!
Adofo: Owww! Daddy!!!

[Iri]

Mufasa: I mean it. If you don't put him down, I will attack you and tear you apart!
Zuberi: Ooh, I'm so scared!
*Makeda crawls up from behind him and pounces, biting him*
Zuberi: Owww!!! *Zuberi drops Adofo*
Makeda: *Picks up Adofo* All right, love, hold on tight to my neck fur, okay? Don't let go, don't look back. *Starts running*
Adofo: But what about Daddy?
Makeda: Your father is a young, strong lion. He'll be all right, Adofo.

[Adofo]

Mufasa alone attacks Zuberi. He claws and repeatedly knocks him to the ground. Not for a second he doesn't stop attacking.
Zuberi: Alright i give! I give!!!!!!
Mufasa: If you ever touch my children again, if you even see Adofo again, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Now get off my land!
Zuberi, beaten within an inch of his life, limps away.
Back at priderock, the rest of the pride makes it back to the sounds of Adofo's painful screams.

[Iri]

*At Pride Rock*
Yekize: *Presses herbs onto Adofo's wounds*
Adofo: OW!!!
Makeda: Hush, love, it's all right.
Adofo: AH! Those herbs hurt!
Makeda: Well, it's better than having your wounds bleeding and getting infected.

[Adofo]

Mufasa: Adofo! Son are you okay!?
Makeda: He's hurt pretty badly but he'll be okay!
Sarabi: Oh my baby! If you were born from me I would never have let you out of my tummy!
Adofo: Moooom! OOOOWWWW!

[Iri]

Yekize: Mufasa, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to treat his wounds with herbs.
Adofo: But they sting!
Makeda: Hush, Adofo, you'll be all right.
Mufasa: Son, it's okay, Yekize is trying to make you better.
Adofo: I know, but the herbs sting!
Sarabi: The stinging will cool down in a few minutes. Here's some cooked zebra meat for you. *Drops zebra meat for Adofo* Here. If you eat this, it'll distract you from the stinging of the herbs, all right?
Adofo: Okay. Thanks, mom!
Sarabi: You're welcome. *Leaves den*