Conquer the Hill

[Eli_Ayase]

I walk up on the hill, and shake your hand in which you hold the suitcase. After that I suddenly push you down the hill.

My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

I conjure an illusion of Legolas and Thranduil to lure you away, and I take over the hill effortlessly.

[Ninaroja]

I drop a hard-backed edition of the Lord of the Rings on your head and you pass out. I throw your body off the hill and knowingly pat the deeds to the hill which are in my chest pocket. My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

I'll steal the guitar (or whatever it is) from the guy in your avatar and knock you out with it, and I throw you into a puddle of mud while I take control of the hill.

[Eli_Ayase]

I push you into a portal that leads you in the world of Jurassic Park, thus I claim this hill my hill.

[Ninaroja]

I topple a tree onto the hill, and the force of its collapse causes you to fall over and roll back down the hill. My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

I drop a 100 megaton nuke on your head and take control over the hill. My hill.

[Ninaroja]

I go all Carrie-like on Nicholas of the hill and send a rain of stones down upon him. Whilst he is running for cover, I reclaim the hill. My hill.

[Eli_Ayase]

I ride up on the hill with Legolas' horse he let me borrow, and make the horse kick you off the hill, and regain my position back on the hill as I kept it for several hours before. My hill.

[Ninaroja]

In the near 24 hours since you conquered the hill I have collected an army that storms the hill and drives you from it using sheer force. My hill.