Alright, it's time.
First of all, to all the weather Gods out there: screw you guys. There is absolutely no reason for it to ever be this cold. There is no reason for these 15+ mph wind gusts, either. It is unnecessary, especially when I have to walk a kilometer to and from my car. Perhaps, if these clouds weren't all over the place, it wouldn't be as much of a problem. But, I have not seen a single ray of sunshine all day. It's too cold and windy for this crap. If you even dare to make it any colder tomorrow, there will be serious consequences.
Secondly, I'd like to address my calculus professor, who screwed up the quiz on Friday. The problem you gave us was, in fact, integratable. It could be solved using U substitution, which was what I did, as I showed in my work. Don't make me redo it on the day after, just because you wrote it down wrong, as x*y instead of x + y. You made a mistake, so just go with it. Give us extra credit or something, like my physics professor would do. No one really cares. Don't waste my time.
Now, for the two people in my literature class who presented today. What part of 5-10 minute presentation do you not understand? There were two presentations, so at most, we should have been done after 20 minutes. But no. We weren't done until 55 minutes later. Do you seriously think that what you have to say is that important, that you can run overtime by a factor far greater than two? I'm sorry, but I honestly don't care. There's no reason to ever talk for that long, especially about something that's as boring as what you have to say. I can't stand it.
And Regulus, what the heck were you thinking? Why did you only bring a sandwich for lunch, on a lab day? You know you're at school for eight hours, so you need to either take more food, or buy more food. Why didn't you do that? You're stupid for thinking you weren't going to be hungry after noon. Look, you didn't even bring enough tea for the day. What the heck, man? Get your stuff together.
Lastly, I'd like to address the two idiots in my lab group. Stop playing with the equipment. That lab should not have taken us more than the time we had. There were only four parts: resistance, capacitance, inductance, and impedance. It's not that complicated. I know the diagrams were complicated, and the oscilloscopes have a lot of buttons, but please. You do not need to push every one of them. Just find the freaking angle of offset between the wavefunctions and move on with your life. I do not want to do everything for you and be a jerk, but please, get your heads screwed on the right way and stop fooling around.
Oh, and before I forget, I still have something else to say. Whoever was driving that hideous, blue cube-thingy of a vehicle you have, get out of my way, next time. You were fluctuating between 5 and 10 mph under the speed limit, during safe and normal driving conditions. You were holding up a line of at least 20 cars, for more than a third of my trip home, today. You shouldn't drive like that; it annoys people. Especially people who are already annoyed. I was hungry and tired and wanted to go home. Don't drive slow in front of me.
Hallelujah! I think I'm done now. So where's my coffee?