What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Lauren]

I'm sorry that I'm such a retard…because that's what I am.

[Carl]

Stop being creepy old man, I already don't feel good without your nastiness ogling me. >.>

[Shadowfax]

Had a horrid day at work =( but a lovely evening walk with my doggies and the love of my life ^^

[KingCub]

Really wish I could have gone flying today, such a nice day outside; Finally!

[Carl]

Why is it like this, why does everyone have to fight on the days when I feel horrid and just need to relax?

[Buffy]

Forever loving my Chinese food. <33

[DGFone]

I need more taxiing "action".

[Regulus]

In science, the term theory is\
A) A first guess
B) An unsupported hunch
C) Revolution around Earth
D) Not relevant
E) The highest order of understanding

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Dr. Swanson says that the correct answer is A. But actually...

A map legend tells you
A) The history of the map
B) What direction is north
C) The map projection
D) How to interpret the map
E) latitude and Longitude

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Dr. Swanson says that the correct answer is A. But actually...

In the foodchain, carnivores are classified as
A) primary producers
B) secondary producers
C) primary consumers
D) secondary producers
E) spontaneous consumers

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Dr. Swanson says that the correct answer is B or D. But actually...

...Are you freaking serious, professor? Why am I even studying for this exam? You're obviously a retard, and your final exam is obviously going to be retarded, just like these answers to your previous test questions. No wonder I don't have an A in your class. I'm being marked wrong for being right.

Oh, and those typos you see aren't mine. The tests actually look like that. This professor is a joke, plain and simple. Welcome to college, kids.

[KingCub]

Please respond to my Email!! Waiting is not my strong suit...

[The Spirit of Life]

I'm 23 and I still love dinosaurs and fossils. I fully expect to feel the same way even when I'm a fossil myself.