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[Carl]

Well, the easiest and fastest way is a straight line. Your bridge is always out of the way. If I went to there, it would take me longer to get across the river. No matter where I'm going from or to, it's never the shortest distance so far.

Maybe for you it is.

[Tora]

You are just going the wrong ways.

[Carl]

Going to where there is stuff I need is the wrong way?

[Tora]

Well no, but there is much up in the mountains. Pigs, Cows, Chickens, Trees? What is it that you need? Not to mention my great castle which is still being constructed.

[Carl]

I didn't say the stuff I need isn't across the river. I said your bridge makes me take longer to get there. I could go in a straight line from my house across the river, or I could go diagonally past your bridge to other stuff, or I could go to your bridge and turn to cross the water on it. Why would I waste time and use an evil bridge when I could get there faster just going in straight lines?

[Tora]

There is gold and riches in that castle though. There is much wealth there. Wouldn't you want to live there?

[Carl]

I want nothing to do with your evil castle, and I have no use for gold.

[Tora]

What about diamonds? What about those? You don't need those?

[Carl]

Not if they come from you and your castle.

[Tora]

What makes it so evil?