Favorite TV Show Quotes

[SBCharlene]

Patrick: When in doubt, pinky out.

Ep: Tea at the Treedome (Spongebob Squarepants)

[Lauren]

"No! Karate's in here. Not in here. Sometimes in here. One time in here, but that was after I swallowed a box of thumbtacks.....What? Do I have something in my teeth?" - Karate Instructor

Drake and Josh (episode: Pilot)

[Fifi]

Patrick: I want peanuts. *presses a button*
Spongebob: Pat, no!
(plane twirls around, erasing the current message in the clouds, creating another message that says 'Lisa, will you marry me?', fish couple notices it)
Mable: *points at message* Who is this 'Lisa' person?
Lenny: Huh? Wha-? *gets slapped on the face by Mable*

[SBCharlene]

Spongebob: Um, what's a felony...
Squidward: Being too darn happy all the time! >.>
Spongebob: Oh yeah, lots, and lots, of felonies!

Episode: To Squarepants or Not to Squarepants (Spongebob)

[Lauren]

Michael: "Yeah. A fake fire alarm is not drippin'!"
Chase: "Saying 'drippin' is not drippin'."
Michael: "Hey. You can't use the term against itself. I hate it when people disrespect my term. I need some French fries."

Zoey 101 (episode: Drippin' Episode!)

[Nitro]

"I'd like to put the 'fun' back in funeral as much as the next person, but what's the point of this?" -Santana

"Break a leg." "Last time I went on to perform, you told me you loved me." -Rachel and Finn

"When in doubt, ask Naya and Heather to make out" -Ryan Murphy (lololololol mostly because they're both girls)

[Lauren]

Guppy: "Happy birthday!"

(Gibby's little brother is so small and cute! )

iCarly (episodes: iPsycho & iDo)

[SBCharlene]

SpongeBob: It worked, Patrick. I scared everybody!
Patrick: Yeah, it must've been because of your pink hat.
SpongeBob: Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain.
Patrick: *slowly* Ohhh... *runs out screaming*
Ep: SpongeBob ScaredyPants

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Squidward: Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?!?
Ep: Club SpongeBob

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SpongeBob: Who are you and what are you doing in my boat? And why are you wearing that ski-mask? Because you're not skiing! Oh my gosh, I know who you are!
Mrs. Puff: No, you don't. You don't know who I am!
SpongeBob: Yes, I do. I know that you're... a boat jacker! I never thought I would have to use this pepper spray. (SpongeBob sprays pepper spray into his own eyes and screams) AHHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME...! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Episode: No Free Rides

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Girl Fish: Maybe, if we sing a song, he'll come to life.
Girl & Boy Fish: ♪Oh, there was once a sandman, who-!♪
(Spongebob breaks through)
Spongebob: Life is as extreme as you wanna make it! Whoo!! *falls off a cliff*
Girl Fish: ...Maybe we didn't sing it right...
Episode: Pre-Hibernation Week

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SpongeBob: UHH, HI KEVIN.
Kevin: Hi. What is your question?
SpongeBob: UHH, HI KEVIN.
Kevin: Whatever. Next question, please.
SpongeBob: HI KEVIN.
Kevin: Hello, loser. Alright, you, way in the back.
Spongebob: HIII KEVIN.
Kevin: Okay, does anyone here have an actual-
SpongeBob: *breathing heavily* Hi, Kevin. I'm your biggest fan.
Kevin: You're too kind. Security!
SpongeBob: No, no, wait! I'll do anything for you!
Kevin: Why don't you go jump off a building?
SpongeBob: *in the distance* Ahhhhh!!! *comes back* Anything...
Kevin: ... Punch yourself in the face.
(SpongeBob punches himself in the face with a regular glove)
Kevin: Doesn't that hurt you?
SpongeBob: Do you (takes out a more hurtful glove with spikes on it) want it to hurt me Kevin?

Patrick: Spongebob, as a friend, I have to say, that's really geeky. *sees Jeffery the Jellyfish walk by*
Oh my gosh, Jeffery Jellyfish! Oh, wait, Jeffery! I have to touch you! *runs after him*
Police Fish: HEY! *chases after Patrick*

Anchovi: Wha-wha-wha.
Kevin: *eyes stung* Will you cut that out?!
Ep: I'm Your Biggest Fanatic

[Lauren]

^ I love ALL of those!

Robbie: "Realio dealio?"
Cat: "I think that's Spanish for 'Real deal'."
Rex: And what's Spanish for 'Dizzy red head' ?"

Victorious (episode: Rex Dies)

[Nitro]

Lol, SG. The Jelly-Con was one of my favorite eps. I cracked up at the end when Patrick kidnapped Jeffrey.

"Since this is your first time doing this kind of thing, I'll break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into different archetypes when they get drunk. Ah, exhibit A: Santana, the weepy drunk ("And you like her more than me because she's blonde and so smart and awesome and oh, just kiss me!"). Quinn and Lauren, the angry drunks ("Look at what you did to my body, I used to have abs!" "Who told you that haircut was cool, Geronimo?!"). Brittany, also known as Girl Who Becomes Stripper Drunk (-cue to scene of Brittany with no shirt on stripping on top of washing machine while Artie throws money at her-). Tina and Mercedes, happy girl drunks (-cue to scene of them both laughing hysterically-)." -Finn (most epic scene ever)