User:Moka
Hello, I'm the founder and webmaster of My Lion King. I'm also an admin here, along with axx1000.
I'm an avid Lion King fan and I'm always willing to lend a helping paw to anyone...but it might take me a while because I have my paws full at the moment managing MLK. ^^
Send me a PM or leave a message in my discussion page if you need to contact me.
To Do
My personal to do list:
- Get a life - work in progress
- Become dictator of the world. Heil!
- Find a cure for AIDS (my asshole feels like it's on fire!)
- Find and ban anyone who doesn't kiss my ass
- Find kinky things to do to my cat
- Find a girlfriend (without resorting to death threats with weapons)
- You ;)
Blog
I'm still around, guys! I've just been busy masturbating to dirty cheetah porn the past few days. ;) ~ Moka 15:00, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
I will be getting a new cheetah sex-slave shortly after I raid the zoo. I will be raping it in my new condom because everyone is getting used to that and it looks so much nicer. I hope my cheetah remembers to prepare its anus! ~ Moka 01:05, 18 February 2011 (PST)
This orgy stuff is addicting... ~ Moka 18:53, 9 December 2010 (PST)
Whew, Axx and I just finished stroking each others dicks, now we just gotta do some finishing touching, get everyone to join us, and stream the orgy live on MLK. Can't wait! ~ Moka 03:38, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
