User:Moka

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Hello, I'm the dictator and sexmaster of My Lion King. I'm also an lonely 22-year-old ginger virgin desperate for sex (male or female). E-mail me for a good time. ;)

I'm an avid Hitler fanatic and I'm always willing to throw a banhammer at anyone...but it might take me a while because I have my paws full at the moment exploring my scrotum. ^^

Send me a PM or leave a message in my discussion page if you want to hook up with me.

To Do

My personal to do list:

  • Get a life - work in progress
  • Become dictator of the world. Heil!
  • Find a cure for AIDS (my asshole feels like it's on fire!)
  • Find and ban anyone who doesn't kiss my ass
  • Find kinky things to do to my cat
  • Find a girlfriend (without resorting to death threats with weapons)
  • You ;)

Blog

I'm still around, guys! I've just been busy masturbating to dirty cheetah porn the past few days. ;) ~ Moka 15:00, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

I will be getting a new cheetah sex-slave shortly after I raid the zoo. I will be raping it in my new condom because everyone is getting used to that and it looks so much nicer. I hope my cheetah remembers to prepare its anus! ~ Moka 01:05, 18 February 2011 (PST)

This orgy stuff is addicting... ~ Moka 18:53, 9 December 2010 (PST)

Whew, Axx and I just finished stroking each others dicks, now we just gotta do some finishing touching, get everyone to join us, and stream the orgy live on MLK. Can't wait! ~ Moka 03:38, 4 July 2010 (UTC)