Difference between revisions of "User:Moka"
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| − | Hello, I'm the | + | Hello, I'm the dictator and sexmaster of [http://www.mylionking.com My Lion King]. I'm also an lonely 22-year-old ginger virgin desperate for sex (male or female). E-mail me for a good time. ;) |
| − | I'm an avid | + | I'm an avid Hitler fanatic and I'm always willing to throw a banhammer at anyone...but it might take me a while because I have my paws full at the moment exploring my scrotum. ^^ |
| − | [http://www.mylionking.com/forum/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=2 Send me a PM] or leave a message in my discussion page if you | + | [http://www.mylionking.com/forum/ucp.php?i=pm&mode=compose&u=2 Send me a PM] or leave a message in my discussion page if you want to hook up with me. |
== To Do == | == To Do == | ||
My personal to do list: | My personal to do list: | ||
| − | * | + | *Get a life - work in progress |
| − | * | + | *Become dictator of the world. Heil! |
| − | * | + | *Find a cure for AIDS (my asshole feels like it's on fire!) |
| − | * | + | *Find and ban anyone who doesn't kiss my ass |
| + | *Find kinky things to do to my cat | ||
| + | *Find a girlfriend (without resorting to death threats with weapons) | ||
| + | *You ;) | ||
== Blog == | == Blog == | ||
| − | I'm still around, guys! I've just been busy | + | I'm still around, guys! I've just been busy masturbating to dirty cheetah porn the past few days. ;) ~ [[User:Moka|<span style="font-family:'Palatino Linotype', Georgia, sans-serif; color:#0a1529; font-weight:bold;">Moka</span>]] 15:00, 16 April 2011 (PDT) |
| − | + | I will be getting a new cheetah sex-slave shortly after I raid the zoo. I will be raping it in my new condom because everyone is getting used to that and it looks so much nicer. I hope my cheetah remembers to prepare its anus! ~ [[User:Moka|<span style="border-bottom:1px dotted #575757;font-family:'Palatino Linotype', Georgia, sans-serif; color:#0a1529;">Moka</span>]] 01:05, 18 February 2011 (PST) | |
| − | This | + | This orgy stuff is addicting... ~ [[User:Moka|<span style="border-bottom:1px dotted #575757;font-family:'Palatino Linotype', Georgia, sans-serif; color:#0a1529;">Moka</span>]] 18:53, 9 December 2010 (PST) |
| − | Whew, Axx and I just finished | + | Whew, Axx and I just finished stroking each others dicks, now we just gotta do some finishing touching, get everyone to join us, and stream the orgy live on MLK. Can't wait! ~ [[User:Moka|<span style="border-bottom:1px dotted #575757;font-family:'Palatino Linotype', Georgia, sans-serif; color:#0a1529;">Moka</span>]] 03:38, 4 July 2010 (UTC) |
Revision as of 07:56, 16 May 2011
Hello, I'm the dictator and sexmaster of My Lion King. I'm also an lonely 22-year-old ginger virgin desperate for sex (male or female). E-mail me for a good time. ;)
I'm an avid Hitler fanatic and I'm always willing to throw a banhammer at anyone...but it might take me a while because I have my paws full at the moment exploring my scrotum. ^^
Send me a PM or leave a message in my discussion page if you want to hook up with me.
To Do
My personal to do list:
- Get a life - work in progress
- Become dictator of the world. Heil!
- Find a cure for AIDS (my asshole feels like it's on fire!)
- Find and ban anyone who doesn't kiss my ass
- Find kinky things to do to my cat
- Find a girlfriend (without resorting to death threats with weapons)
- You ;)
Blog
I'm still around, guys! I've just been busy masturbating to dirty cheetah porn the past few days. ;) ~ Moka 15:00, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
I will be getting a new cheetah sex-slave shortly after I raid the zoo. I will be raping it in my new condom because everyone is getting used to that and it looks so much nicer. I hope my cheetah remembers to prepare its anus! ~ Moka 01:05, 18 February 2011 (PST)
This orgy stuff is addicting... ~ Moka 18:53, 9 December 2010 (PST)
Whew, Axx and I just finished stroking each others dicks, now we just gotta do some finishing touching, get everyone to join us, and stream the orgy live on MLK. Can't wait! ~ Moka 03:38, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
