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[Carl]

I'll snap the line.

[SlayerOfLight]

Then I will feed you alive to the ogopogo.

[Carl]

And I shall fell it from inside its belly, emerge victorious, and ride away on a horse made of gumdrops.

[SlayerOfLight]

Then I'll ask the asian guy in your siggy to make sure you won't get out of its belly alife.

[Carl]

Who Jonghyun? He won't understand you. He doesn't speak English.

[SlayerOfLight]

I'll use a translator.

[Carl]

You won't have the time. I'll tell him that you've been trying to kill me for no reason and beg for help in his native tongue.

[SlayerOfLight]

I'll have you gagged so you won't be able to talk at all. but nonetheless, this all wouldn't have been neccacery if you wouldn't try to escape from my rod in the first place

[Carl]

Of course I would try to escape! I'd rather die free than live in chains.

[SlayerOfLight]

now come on... being used as a bait to catch falling stars, isn't nearly as bad as living in chains isn't it? xD