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[Tora]

First off Xbox is disgusting. Second you two are ridiculous. Third this joke is gone on too far!

[Carl]

But...Sleep is amazing!!...When you get it that is .

Sleep? Is that that thing when you see stuff that's not real and you don't move much?

I prolly haven't done that in years.

Yeah, they're all the way up on top of the fridge.

Okay, good. You know how he talks sometimes. He's gonna get in a lot of trouble when he's older if we don't try to keep him in check. His young mind is definitely filthy and polluted!!

He wanted to go to bed early last night so as not to get in twouble.

He's still in twouble. His mom found out. Even though I tried to keep it a secret, because I'm a good aunt... well. Let's just say he's not seeing that Xbox again in a LOOOOONG while. D:

I couldn't disappoint those ladies, but poor ickle Tora was all tuckered out!

Dude, I know. The women were just lining up for us. But of course the little kid had to ruin it.

I'm such a bad role model for young boys. They start to think they can be studs like me, too. I shoulda put him to bed hours before I went out.

[Gemini]

^ It's gone too far once I say it has! Now go to bed!!

lol

Also, fine. Don't like Xbox? No PC for a month, then. 3 AM is way too late for a growing boy such as yourself.

EDIT: Ninja'd. But I agree. Too much exposure to sweatpants-wearing lesbians messes with the growth and development of young, prepubescent boys. Lesson learned, I guess! Don't forget the earmuffs next time, too.

[Tora]

Don't you guys have anything better to do? Like calling Jack a baby?

[Carl]

He's with his mummy, just like you should be, little guy.

[Tsuki]

I have a PS4 but my partner has an Xbox .

[Carl]

It's important to have both. Can't game right without both.

[Tora]

The real baby here is GeminiGemelo. She's only 17. You're 23, and I'm 21. You all make no sense.

Also PC MASTER RACE.

[Carl]

Listen to 'im, tryina impress you ladies.

[Elton John]

I'm almost 31. I saw tlk in theaters while you were still in diapers tora.