Wait, what?
Day 1Simbathelion has logged in.
Simbathelion: hello, is anyone here? what even is this?
Simbathelion: … how do I use this? anyone?
Simbathelion: what’s this button do?
Simbathelion has logged off.
Simbathelion has logged in.
Simbathelion: okay, I give up.
QueenNala has logged in.
Simbathelion: NALA thank goodness you’re here.
QueenNala: Who is this?
Simbathelion: …Simba… who’d you think it was?
Simbathelion: I didn’t even know you made an account. Could you help me with this?
Simbathelion: Please? Love you… /33
QueenNala: This isn’t Nala…
Simbathelion:
Simbathelion: Uh…
QueenNala: What?
Simbathelion: Who is it then?
QueenNala: This is Kovu.
Simbathelion: …
Simbathelion: Care to explain?
QueenNala: Vitani hacked into my account and changed my username.
Simbathelion: And why should I believe you?
QueenNala: Because I’m on the computer next to you…
QueenNala: *waves*
Simbathelion: Oh. I didn’t notice.
QueenNala has logged off.
Simbathelion: Awkward.
Simbathelion has logged off.
Day TwoSimbathelion has logged in.
Simbathelion: sooooo bored. I need to get a life.
Simbathelion: no one else is on…
Simbathelion: just sitting here, talking to myself
Simbathelion: like the loner I am.
Simbathelion: lalalalalalala
Simbathelion:
Simbathelion:
Simbathelion:
Imsexyandiknowit has logged in.
Simbathelion:
Simbathelion:
Simbathelion:
Simbathelion:
Imsexyandiknowit: SPAM
Simbathelion: o.o
Imsexyandiknowit: …
Simbathelion: uh who the heck is imsexyandiknowit?
QueenNala has logged in.
QueenNala: Who is imsexyandiknowit?
Simbathelion: just what I was asking.
Imsexyandiknowit: Who wants to know?
QueenNala: This is Kovu.
Imsexyandiknowit: KOVU!
QueenNala: Who is this? Kiara?

Simbathelion: Don’t wink at my daughter like that. >.>
Imsexyandiknowit: NO! BETTER!
QueenNala: Better than Kiara? O.o
Simbathelion: … no one listens to me.
Imsexyandiknowit: No, Kovu! You were my heir!
Simbathelion: ohgodno.
QueenNala: What in the name of
Simbathelion: …creeper…
Imsexyandiknowit: Are you king yet, my son?
QueenNala: I’m not your son.
QueenNala has logged off.
Simbathelion: Thanks for scaring away my son in law.
Simbathelion has logged off.
Imsexyandiknowit: … son-in-law?
Imsexyandiknowit: I thought it was funny.
Imsexyandiknowit has logged off.
Day 3Simbathelion has logged in.
Imsexyandiknowit has logged in.
Simbathelion: scar, get off. no one likes you.
Imsexyandiknowit: People like me.
Simbathelion: who? this is news to me.
Imsexyandiknowit: Zira does. And the hyenas.
Simbathelion: uh zira is dead.
Imsexyandiknowit: WHAT? When did this happen???
Simbathelion: And the hyenas kill you.
Imsexyandiknowit: …
Jalapeno has logged in.
Jalapeno: im frikkin’ hungry right now.
Jalapeno: who’s imsexyandiknowit?
Imsexyandiknowit: Why does everyone ask that?
Simbathelion: because it’s weird that you of all lions would name yourself that.
Imsexyandiknowit: What is that supposed to mean?
Jalapeno: he just called you ugly, girl.

Simbathelion: he’s not a girl.
Imsexyandiknowit: I am not a girl…
Imsexyandiknowit: I should probably change my username.
Simbathelion: just figured that out, huh, sherlock?
Jalapeno: wow…
Jalapeno: so who is it, really?
Imsexyandiknowit: Who wants to know?
Imsexyandiknowit: (Don’t tell him, Simba.)
Simbathelion: scar.
Imsexyandiknowit: …
Jalapeno: BAHAHAHA!!!
Imsexyandiknowit: I fail to see how this is amusing.
Queenie has logged in.
Queenie: Simba! That’s you right? It’s Nala.

Jalapeno: speaking of awkward…
Imsexyandiknowit: Shut it.
Simbathelion: *doesn’t understand*
Queenie: O.o
Queenie: Who’s imsexyandiknowit?
Imsexyandiknowit: …
Imsexyandiknowit: I will shoot myself in the foot.
Simbathelion: please do

Queenie: That’s not nice simba :o
Jalapeno: its scar…
Queenie:
Queenie: oh.
Queenie has logged off.
Jalapeno: told ya it was awkward scar

Simbathelion: what’s awkward?
Jalapeno: …he doesn’t know, does he? :c
Imsexyandiknowit: Who even are you?
Jalapeno: the one who’s going to tell simba about what happened with you and nala. :p
Imsexyandiknowit: NO.
Simbathelion: >:o what? tellmetellmetellme.
Jalapeno: whoops, gotta go get some food. See y’all.
Jalapeno has logged off.
Imsexyandiknowit has logged off.
Simbathelion: …
Simbathelion: okay
Simbathelion: so no one’s going to tell me what happened between my father’s murderer and my mate?
Simbathelion: cool, thanks guys.
Simbathelion has logged off.