by gothprincesskiara » May 22nd, 2015, 6:45 pm
Morning Report
Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said, "No thanks!"
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited will be coming back for lunch
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
What are you doing, son?
Pouncing.
Let an old pro show you how it's done.
The buffalo have got a beef
About this season's grass (what could this mean?)
Warthogs have been thwarted(???)
In attempts to save their gas
Flamingoes in the pink and
Chasing secretary birds
Saffron is this season's color(what is the color of saffron I wonder, looking it up))
Seen in all the herds
Moving down the rank and file
To near the bottom rung(???explain)
Far too many beetles are
Quite frankly in the dung
Did Zazu just say this as a joke or for fun cause it really doesn't sound like a report, i dont know