by Arbystrider » May 7th, 2014, 1:27 pm
>get new mouse with 13 programmable buttons
>spend entire week's effort assigning program-specific macros for each and every button, and thus gets used to using mouse macros
>become too lazy to click on tabs to select them thanks to new mouse macros
>create macro for cycling through tabs
>become too lazy to middle-click on tabs to close them
>create macro for closing tabs
>become too lazy to mouse over to the close window button
>create macro for closing windows
Daily reminder that the mouse is still superior to the touchscreen for perpetuating lazy slob attitude.